Bacon

Once in a while someone is involved in a freak accident due to their own stupidity. That man is Michael Scott.

“I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don’t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it’s good for me. It’s the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot… that’s it. I don’t see what’s so hard to believe about that.”
– Michael Scott (on his foot injury)

There is no recipe here. I just wanted to remind you all that Michael once cooked his foot on a Foreman Grill. May you be reminded of it every time you cook bacon. Bon Appétit.