Scotch and Splenda
Submitted by Michael Scott
Few people realize that Scotch is just a base. There is room to build a better flavor profile. Add a packet of Splenda. The Splenda prevents the after shock cough that comes with alcohol intolerance. It will save you from embarrassing yourself in front of the CFO and his colleagues.
“Tastes like Splenda, gets you drunk like Scotch!”
– Michael Scott (Master Mixology Enthusiast)
Ingredients
- 2 oz scotch
- 1 packet of Splenda
Instructions
- Combine in a glass sophisticated enough for Lord Rupert Everton, a shipping merchant who raises fancy dogs.
