Dwight and his Beaumont–Adams Revolver

Are you trying to assert dominance over your subordinates? Do you need an intimidating accessory while you acting manage a paper sales regional branch? Then get yourself a Beaumont–Adams revolver.

You might be thinking, “OH, Jo said that’s a girls’ gun”. False. This dual-action revolver was the first of its’ kind and was once favored by the British Army during the Crimean War. It has a no-safety firing option, the speed of which made it ideal for close-quarters fighting. Unfortunately, that means it’s easy to discharge in the office and burst someone’s eardrum. Why was Andy sitting so close to my revolver anyway? Scoff! Cornell, am I right?

This revolver will keep your enemy in a weaker position and tells your men, “I will lead you into the black with ferocity!” There is no other way to efficiently manage people operating paper sales in 2000s Scranton, PA.