Survivor Man
| I want to go and find out something about myself. I want to get out of here. All the cliques and the… office politics. Fluorescent lighting. Asbestos. – Michael Scott (Outdoor Enthusiast) |
“I was totally alone with only my thoughts. I loved it. I could literally say anything I wanted.
Book Excerpt
No one could hear me.
WISH I COULD’VE GONE WITH RYAN ON THAT COOL RETREAT!
JAN HAS PLASTIC BOOBS!
I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS!
Didn’t even matter.”
| Man became civilized for a reason. He decided that he liked to have warmth, and clothing, and television. And hamburgers. And to walk upright. And to have a soft futon at the end of the day. He didn’t want to have to struggle to survive. I don’t need the woods. I have a nice, wood desk. I don’t need fresh air. Because I have the freshest air around. A/C. And I don’t need wide open spaces. Check it out. [turns monitor] I can also make it the sky. -Michael Scott (Outdoor Enthusiast No Longer) |
